January 2012
“Blaine is in fact the most perfect human being ever.”
– The Huffington Post
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
New Years Resolution 2012:
To be the very best like no one ever was.
ball so hard motherfuckas wanna fine me
but first niggas gotta find me
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“so where is darren criss this evening?”
– - my dad (via jimsturgess)
- me every time I log onto Tumblr
IF U ARE GOING TO DRINK MAKE SURE YOU DRINK IT...
kurtana:
So classy…
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My new year's resolution is to be Darren Criss
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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Sherlock Season 2.
The last 18 months: COME QUICKER! JAM IT! I can’t wait any longer. It actually HURTS how much I want season 2 NOW. January 1st WHY YOU SO FAR AWAY?
Now: FUCK I’M NOT READY.
December 2011
Happy New Year!
But don’t celebrate too much
killthecandylady:
do you ever get so platonically infatuated with someone that you just want to shower them with love and never stop but you’re afraid they’ll think you’re creepy and secretly start to judge you and no ssh stop all i want to do is love you
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
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