February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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bethmai:
i’m going to fake an epileptic fit
you’re not epileptic
that’s why i’m going to fake it
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GLEE
YOU’RE NOT A DRAMA, STOP IT, THAT’S A BAD GLEE
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malbaggs:
have you guys checked mapcrunch’s twitter
we broke it
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
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How sit ups should be done
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blaineankleslut:
Sometimes I laugh because Blaine is supposed to be the same age as me
Sometime I laugh because Kurt is supposed to be a month older than me and yet I graduated last year.
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